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Nation's Legislators Discover One Thing They Can All Agree On: Naming Buildings After Each Other

For the eighth consecutive year, the single most reliably completed legislative task in Washington has been the ceremonial renaming of post offices. Roads remain unpaved, bridges wobble ominously, and broadband internet is still considered a luxury in parts of rural America — but rest assured, the Gerald R. Ford Post Office in Accounting, Ohio, is getting a fresh plaque.

Mar 12, 2026

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Washington Commission Formed to Investigate Why Things Take So Long Has Been Investigating for 14 Years

The Federal Commission on Bureaucratic Efficiency and Timely Governmental Output has spent 14 years studying why federal agencies can't get anything done. It has not yet gotten anything done. A budget of $4.3 million has since grown to $13.1 million, and the final report remains, in the agency's own preferred terminology, 'forthcoming.'

Mar 12, 2026

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Digg, Reddit, and the Greatest Internet Turf War You Probably Forgot About

Before Reddit became the front page of the internet, there was Digg — a scrappy, user-powered news aggregator that somehow managed to blow up its own empire in spectacular fashion. This is the story of one of tech history's most glorious self-destructions, a David vs. Goliath battle where Goliath tripped over his own shoelaces and face-planted into irrelevance.

Mar 12, 2026

Tech & Culture

Digg, Reddit, and the Great Internet Turf War That Shaped How We Waste Time Online

Once upon a time, Digg was the undisputed king of the internet's front page — a digital town square where nerds, news junkies, and people who definitely should have been working gathered to vote stories up or down. Then Reddit happened, Digg imploded in spectacular fashion, and the whole saga became one of the most gloriously chaotic cautionary tales in tech history. Buckle up.

Mar 12, 2026